Lance: #1 Asshole

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once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

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"For me, queer means radiant darkness, radical love, and a million and one ways to resist and decolonize. Queer is imbued with deep spirituality and sweetness."

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perfect

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patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

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thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

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today’s thoughts:

“when was the last time I shaved? you can’t tell but my face feels kinda nice”

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

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somebody printed a thing and it sounded like rain on a rooftop and I got scared that it was raining

help me I’ve gone insane

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